What The Heck Am I Doin? (Again)

Welp. Four years later and I finally decided to start blogging again. To be clear- I just do this to ease my own mind and release some of the stress that comes with my Mollie-ness. 

BUT!

If you followed my blog a couple years ago, you knew it was very health oriented. I am still very health oriented, but with how the last couple years have gone, (Covid 19, falling in love for the first time, and getting my heart broken for the first time, moving to a new place, starting a new career path, AND SO ON) I HAVE EVOLVED INTO A BEAUTIFUL, FRAGILE, DARK-HUMORED, SEXY, GROSS, BUTTERFLY AND I’m proud of this transformation because it is my authentic self. I will elaborate in other posts probably, so hang tight for now and enjoy this epic introduction post.

This isn’t going to be a blog centered around nutrition and fitness…No… This is going to be the most random, interesting, unique, and diverse blog one will ever read. If you stay tuned and read my posts, you might laugh, cry, dry heave, snort, gasp, and whatever bodily function/reaction you can think of. I don’t expect many people to read this but hey, that’s show biz, baby.

 My goal for starting all of this again is to:

  1. Express my emotions through writing and vulnerability.
  2. Share mine and other’s stories and experiences.
  3. Make people smile and laugh (hopefully).
  4. Give myself something to do other than look at memes and work to death.
  5. Have fun. Because I need that shit. We all need that shit. That scrumptious serotonin.

 SO, let us dive into the obvious question you might be having: Who am I? 

To be honest, I am the finest mixture of Betty White, a tubby house cat, Jim Carrey, and a tasmanian devil. However, most people refer to me as Molls. I am 22, my birthday is May 9th, I’m a stubborn ass Taurus (not that that means anything), I currently reside in Oregon, but I won’t say where because I don’t want anyone to ask to hangout. The answer will probably be “nahhh”, “I’m at work”, “I got plans, so sorry” (I’m really at Trader Joes, snuggling my cat, reading a book, or at the gym), OR, my favorite excuse; “MA CALLED THE BEES ARE BACK!”

That’s all not true actually, I try to only spend time with people who don’t suck my positive energy out of my soul like a dementor. I’m an introverted extrovert, so I can hang with friends for a good amount of time, be the life of the party,  but as soon as I feel like im being forced to do something, I get all sweaty and anxious. I metaphorically transform into a sun-melted peep. But hey, im working on that. I don’t want to be remembered as melted, smooshed, marshmallow girl. 

This is where I am starting in efforts to not go down that road of self-destruction and a monotonous life. You will probably read some things you could have gone your whole life without reading, but I do hope you take something from my brain and this blog. It’s not much, but it’s honest work 🙂 I think I will leave the first post at that…Short and sweet for all of you people who hate reading, but for some reason are here reading this. You rock for allowing me to waste your time with my rambling. 

If you have any questions, concerns (you should), jokes, puns, thoughts, absolutely anything you feel like sharing, please feel free to drop me an email: Mollie.ryerse@gmail.com

P.s. Please don’t send unsolicited nudies, unless you are/resembled Robert Downey Jr. or Adam Sandler. I have a thing for them. Till next time!

-Molls

One thought on “What The Heck Am I Doin? (Again)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create your website with WordPress.com
Get started
%d bloggers like this: